This Stock Pile of Gun Porn Videos from Borderlands 2 Is the Best!

Gearbox is doing a lot of things right with the advertisements for Borderlands 2. Since they decided to included 96.5% more Wub Wub, I’ve been hooked on every…little…morsel of information about the game and nothing has disappointed. Now that they’ve released not one but three propaganda videos for the 870 gajillion guns they’re going to pawn on to you. You’ll need to pick your favorite gun manufacturer and Tediore, Vladof or Maliwan is here to help you choose.

The Tediore family sells a gun fit to protect your family. Even if you don’t have thumbs!

The Vladofs know one thing. That They Are Coming.


And just in case the cold war propaganda wasn’t good enough for you. There’s techie gun porn. Just watch out for a holographic Steve Jobs to demand you turn the wifi off.


I could watch this stuff all day but when are the heroic Vault Hunters going to watch these things? I didn’t get that much time with the first Borderlands but I didn’t see anyone watching TV or the like in my short time. I just assume they’re all so amazing they don’t need advertisements for the guns they want.

Bryan Belcher

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